E.T.

Kate Perry, photo from E.T. video

Kanye and Kate Perry made a good collabo in their E.T.(A song). The creativity and make up is so detailed it makes the editing of the video look naturally out of this world. Their are dynamics in the music video that sell two thoughts. One is the love aspect and the other is a kind of initiation, the first option is for the innocent minds that think its just a normal. This is my opinion you guys, don't be  going out there spreading rumors on what you read on my blog, I can't afford a law suit with Kanye but come to think the fame it would spark HUH.

Anyway its Friday and it came to my attention that Akon is in the country, I still feel jerk for his arrival, am all about Chidinma who is coming next week for Naija Nyt. I won't attend the concert because I will be working but if you looking for tickets halla at you boy, even strangers :D. To nice? well am an Extra Terrestrial.You need to be open minded to understand my blogposts otherwise you and my pastor will be sailing in the same boat (ignorance). Understanding the society is key to your success in any function to pass on the message of goodwill. I don't like what Pulse Magazine did to gospel musician Astar last week. Yes they spotted him at an event sponsored by an alcoholic company but he wasn't drinking or acting up, so many celebrities were there in WEDGES, why couldn't you write about that, that could have been the story for the day but you decided to pick on him falsely. Pulse Magazine yall are unique, an E.T. of a kind but get you facts right about people before tarnishing what they rely on for 'bread'. Ok, i am done venting.

this is what i mean by cruising at 20kph..lol am joking

Hmmm wahala, and speaking of wahala here is today's story. Most of us love Sunday, we spend it with our loved ones, sleep it away, visit malls...which is good for relaxation but what if you don't get any. I am an event planner and at times weekends become so hectic you have to sacrifice time and work. So this particular weekend  a while back, I got time off and church was not an option, I slept my *ss off all morning and I tell you it felt good (minds out of the gutter pervs). What woke me up is my cousins call, they were at Tamasha Hurli planning to destroy, in lay mans language, "hog".  Food is always a plan, Cathy can agree with me especially when its free. I rolled out of bed, cleaned up nice, this is Tamasha you don't go looking like ed, edd and eddy, scent has to be administered yo. Stunners PAP, I got my car keys and I was off. Crunking up my Nigeria playlist informing people that Mr. Bigshot is around, madtraxx I had to use your line sorry. Doing 20kph, I was going down museum hill and I spotted a commotion. The cars coming from westlands on Uhuru Highway kept speeding off when they got to that inter-section. "Its a Sunday, why the hurry?" I asked myself and stuck to my cruise speed. Just us I was to join the Highway, PROBLEMS. On the side of the road, I saw three young white ladies being mugged by five gentlemen all dressed in caps holding sticks. I got scared at the sight, I wanted to help them but the thought of getting injured raced in my head. I stopped the car, reached out for my wheel spanner underneath the car and decided let this be The Wrath of The Titans. Swinging the door open I dashed out of the car screaming like a Hulk, holding my open in the air like Former President Moi. I had no chance of wining this fight but funny this men just run off.

Central Police Station

I got the ladies put them in my car and drove off to Central Police Station. They kept screaming and crying in the car which got a lot of attention when we drove into the station.  One lady had a cut on her face and they shared bruises on their arms and legs. We walked into the station in a funny way, confused and lost. Never in my life have I ever been in one (husband material) lol, but from watching Inspekta Mwala I new the procedure. We were there for 15minutes and no one had served us yet, the police on duty apperenlty had gone for lunch leaving his station an manned.The man walked in strolling with a pot belly from here to Jerusalem, his writing was horrible and he had sweat patches on his shirt.After recording our statements he asked us to go home. "Go home to do what?" I asked. My phone came out and the OCS was called together with my Lawyer. The lawyer being my dad and the OCS his high school friend. Power is sweet, hang out with me more. We got salutes as we worked in and of offices in the building. We were giving three cops to go back to the scene of crime. Interesting thing is one of the thieves was loitering around the spot trying to make away with a side mirror of a car. He was caught, the beating he got cant be explained because I think he must have died in that cell. He refused to snitch out his pals and we got tired of following up the case, but I kept intouch with this ladies. We are tight now, they like some of my silly updates on facebook and they call me an "E.T." one in a million, it never hurts to help out when you can because some of the hits am getting from Germany on this blog is from the sharing they are doing.

Nairobi Ink Offices.

Big up Nairobi Ink the best place to get your tattoos and piercings, I just worked in and I like what I see ladies here, their and everywhere. Business must be good so I want an E.T. kinda tattoo. I hang around this guys when I get time to and I swear stupidity reineth amongst these fools, Jontay is this aka small guy with the stupidest comments on planet earth, Mobe is our photographer with huge eyeballs, Martin well Introduced him on the previous blog, Martina is out light weight goddess, Joel the pot belly bastard and Asha is the bully. These is how it goes, no gets "huruma" when we decide to diss each other and I get to do this in public. As I end this blog post and start my weekend, touch someones heart, that's my request to you this weekend, Drink Smart, Party Smart and Drive Safe...i am dan obura and till next blogpost...keep it bura.

Nairobi Ink.

Dan Obura
Managing Director
Bura Creations®
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NAIROBI, KENYA
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