YOU GUY!!!

Simba, Pumba and Timon

Feel free to walk into a room full of ladies, point the fairest of them all, club her head hard enough so us she passes out, drag her by her hair to your quaters. I loved the Flinstones :) but I was on youtube a while back and rumors were, Bunny and Wilma had a thing, 'the TING' as Adelle would put it...SMH even in cartoon relationships cheating prevails,  its a cat and mouse game. On that note, Tom should have eaten Jerry by now these feelings just mess up insticts like Simba (Lion King) hanging out with that warthog and meerkat (Timon and Pumba) 'Hakuna Matataing' in the Forest while he was supposed to be ruling 'Pride Rock. It took a specter of Mufasa to show Simba who he really was by pointing out  his reflection on the pond. Where am I going with these? Know who you are, your worth, the potential placed at your fingertips. We are not equal but their are things you can do better than me (forget about the poll in RnB), icons always stand at the podium asking our generation to rise and claim what our fathers left behind but they have glued their ass's onto the throne, that will be a discussion for another post.

Pavement Westlands

I had goose bumps writing that intro, I feel like doing a novel now "Think Like a Man"...I know Kenyans will leak it so that they don't buy it huh huuuuuh any way to serious matters. Foursquare will tell you that I am always in Westlands, guilty yes, lakini  am very observant. Mostly in the evening when people start leaving work and streaming into the clubs, dudes still in their office wear and ladies all freshened up to open the eyes of the predator, its a mood killer when a chic hits on a dude.Like the cheetah in the 'Mara', I like the chase, being taken in circles before she decides ok we can have coffee, please note, not Sex, but an innocent "hi, I'd like to know you before 2nd Base". Good things don't come that easy YOU GUY.

RnB Club Westlands

Here's the story, on Thursday I passed by RnB to have a sit down meeting with Oti and when I walked in he already had company. Am not good with new faces so what I do is I let you talk, figure out the kind of person you are, gauge your general knowledge, find out how uptight you are then I start dissing your wedges :D this is 2012, catch a flu not feelings. I felt at home and joined the team. One lady was on whiskey the other was on Snapp, that advert is playing in my head "...start with Snapp throw your hair  back"....lakini that weave had seen better days.Jeff was the guy hosting the two ladies, he dint talk much but I knew what he was after, I mean Val's  boobs were doing the Azonto each time she made a body movement. The night was cold and windy and at some point it started raining, cold weather is just the ish. Val got tipsy and Jeff made his prey move, I mean he was driving a Range Rover Onyx their was no need to "nyemelea". So he opted to drop her home leaving me, Oti and Ann. The story begins.I stuck to my coke because that is what faithful men do, YES??? This lady started getting a bit to comfy, her jacket came off and her hair was let down. Her cooperate look immediately varnished, it was all hugs and dancing while marketing her two left feet.

True Friendship

 My cue to seat far a way got signaled. That's when we opted to switch clubs and team 100 was the better option. Psys Westlands had so many Langata people that evening am sure if they open another club in Nakuru it will still be the same people from L.A. partying their. The lady bouncer was mean and dint let just any lady to walk. After getting a table that is when the shots started streaming in, I stuck to my coke zero. Ann became a handful, everyone kept saying hi to everyone and she pulled disappearing acts. I had to freak out because her phones were in my car. You can not blast someone who is high because 90% of the time they will not hear.The night became a baby sitting one, escorting her to the ladies and waiting outside, apologizing on her behalf for peoples drink she split...this was my signal to bounce. I hate nights like this, taking care of someone you don't even know. Get to know what you can and can't handle, if people laugh when you order soda you know what is good for you that's why you are having it. It took me and Oti 1hr and a half hours to get this lady out of the club to her house before she woke up with a stranger next to her. Some of you might say that we were being too nice but at times it alters an end result to someones future.YOU GUY,  be that angel to that random person especially when communicating to them because people will never forget how you made them feel. I need you and you need me just like pieces in a puzzle. Till the next blog-post, spread some bura love :)

Dan Obura
Managing Director
Bura Creations®
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